Red was your colour
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Taste the emptiness
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You’ll know…
You know what sucks? When you see this post while mind numbingly scrolling through the bullshit of the 21st century. It’s like a punch to the stomach and I draw a short, sharp breath because whatever you have going on is the furthest thing away from this, honey. 
That my friends is shit.

You know what sucks? When you see this post while mind numbingly scrolling through the bullshit of the 21st century. It’s like a punch to the stomach and I draw a short, sharp breath because whatever you have going on is the furthest thing away from this, honey.
That my friends is shit.

Trying to read through the Language Disorders textbook by Paul the night before the exam
Oh I FINALLY get it…only took a year.

Oh I FINALLY get it…only took a year.

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McDonalds Is Impossible, Chelsea Martin

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there are three ways that individuals who are oppressed can deal with their oppression. one of them is to rise up against their oppressors with physical violence and corroding hatred. but oh this isn’t the way. violence creates many more social problems than it solves. another way is to acquiesce and to give in, to resign yourself to the oppression. but that too isn’t the way, because non-cooperation with evil is as much a moral obligation as is cooperation with good.

but there is another way. and that is to organize mass non violent resistance based on the principle of love. where there is something about hate that tears down and is destructive, there is something about love that builds up and is creative. love is the only creative, redemptive, transforming power in the universe.

when you rise to the level of love, of its great beauty and power, you seek only to defeat evil systems. individuals who happen to be caught up in that system, you love, but you seek to defeat the system. you just keep loving people, even though they’re mistreating you. just keep being friendly to that person. i’m foolish enough to believe that through the power of this love, somewhere men of the most recalcitrant bent will be transformed.

edited from a november 17, 1957 sermon by dr. martin luther king, jr. photos by: 1. marc riboud of jan rose kasmir at the pentagon, october 21, 1967; 2. lefteris pitarakis in cairo, january 28, 2011; 3. guillermo legaria in bogota, october 26, 2011; 4. sergei chuzavkov in kiev, december 30, 2013; 5. william fernando martinez in bogotá, november 11, 2011; 6. reuters, kiev, november, 2004; 7. stefan stefanov in sofia, bulgaria, november, 2013; 8. john vizcaino in bogotá, november 11, 2011; and 9. hadi mizban in baghdad, january 6, 2008

One: Buy condoms. Buy them and keep them with you at all times, and use them before you are asked to use them. And use them every time. The peace of mind you allow your partner will free her to be vulnerable with you, and that, my son, is exactly what sex is about. Condoms are sexy. In fact, call buying condoms foreplay.
(Footnote: If you are too embarrassed to buy condoms, you are not ready to have sex.)

Two: Kissing is not merely foreplay. Spend entire evenings making out on the couch while fully clothed. Believe me, dry-humping rocks.

Three: Sex is not just about friction. It’s about emotion. Stop trying to find her clitoris and find her heart. Because then she’ll help you find her clitoris.

Four: If you really wanna know how to please a woman, ask her how she masturbates. Then do that. A lot. If she claims she doesn’t masturbate, offer to take her shopping for a vibrator so you can both learn the vocabulary of her body together.

Five: Don’t put anything in her butthole you wouldn’t want in your own.
(Footnote: Try a pinky finger, it’s kinda awesome.)

Six: When you go down on her—and you will go down on her, and if you are my son, you will be amazing at it—tell her how good she tastes. Stop in the middle and kiss her deeply so she knows how good she tastes. Do the same when she goes down on you.

Seven: A simple Google search will yield 1,327 euphemisms for male masturbation, yet only 23 for female masturbation. If guys spent less time jacking off and more time jilling off, this world would be a happier place.

Eight: Everything you need to know about the importance of the clitoris is in the movie Star Wars. You are Luke Skywalker piloting your penis-shaped X-Wing Fighter deep inside her trench. Remember: seventy percent of all Death Stars cannot be blown up through penetration of the trench alone. It must be through focused contact with that little exhaust port at the top of the trench. Otherwise, any explosions you experience will be merely Hollywood special effects.

Nine: Just because you come doesn’t mean she has, so don’t you dare come before her. Focus completely on your partner. Don’t worry about gettin’ yours, you’re a guy. You always get yours. Your job is to make sure she’s gettin’ hers.

Ten: If sex with your partner lasts no longer than this poem, you are not making love. You are masturbating with her body instead of your hand. Shame on you. Go back to step one. You’ve got a lot of learning to do.
Love, Dad.
Big Poppa E., “How To Make Love”  (via jesusfuckmechrist)

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My Garden

Minutes feel like days and days feel like months when I’m away from my star garden that I deeply love and cherish,
Many sharp thorns are hidden beneath the complex radiant beauty and sweet aromas of my flourishing garden,
But its my job to nurture and train it and never let it wilt away under the pressures of nature,
Sometimes I have to be very heavy handed and introduce extremes of power and persuasion and then other times a more sensitive soft hand is required but either way its always in the best interest of my garden,
Only a lucky few have reaped the fruits of my glorious healthy garden and many, many more can only fantasise the feel and taste of her sweet nectar,
Most will spend their life only dreaming of this because the garden chooses you, you don’t choose the garden,
Some can comprehend and respect what the garden stands for however some can’t but I’m not fussed with humans with locked gates to their minds,
Who could have envisioned loving the present with no chance of a future?
Certainly not myself,
but I do
and I love my garden.